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Joke of the Day

"How do you know if your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick would taste like blood"

"What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll!"

"What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer."

"""Alright man let's crack open a few cold ones, it's going to be a fun night"" Said one necrophiliac to another as they walked into the morgue"

"I don't like jam but my marmite Note : Girlfriend was determined this was a good joke, I thought it was trash. You decide."

"""Egocentric"" is an anagram of ""Geocentric"" I guess the world really does revolve around me..."

"Whats a Mexican's Favorite Sport? Cross Country"

"Why do pencils shave? To look sharp"

"i wanna get a huge pile of rocks for my driveway so i can park my car like a range rover dealership"

"In my experience, cross-eyed employees are the best deterrent against shoplifting. You just can't be positive that they're not watching."