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Joke of the Day

"I had an idea for a hot air balloon underwear company. I couldn't get it off the ground."

"What has 9 letters and makes everyone mad? Clickbait"

"Asked a tennis player about his views on Trumps 2nd Amendment gaffe ( joke ) and Omar Mateens father sitting right behind her in her rally 1. Trumps Comment: Foul 1. Hillary's: Unforced Error"

"When I die I want my group project members to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time"

"I'll never forget my 8th grade teacher. She was a 12-foot snake monster. Had 4 heads. Ate 7 desks. Killed a kid. Really made an impression."

"The Pokemon Champs The pokemon shooters should've blocked the exits if they wanted to be successful, ""gotta catch em all,"" remember!"

"What did I have to tell the homeopathic drug addict? That's an oxy, moron!"

"Happy new year!! Brrrrrr it's cold outside... It has to be the coldest day of the year!!!"

"What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks."

"How can you tell if a groom is Polish? He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt."