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Joke of the Day
"Why is Batman so jealous of Superman? Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2"
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"Spent 15 damn minutes looking for my phone in the car last night while using my phone as a light, yup that high.."
"""A ghost took a dump all over the house!!!"" - Paranormal Activia"
"What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? A brick gets laid."
"Obi-wan: You don't have a shot with Padme. Anakin: Don't underestimate my charm. *stares at her creepily for the rest of the movie*"
"Are you looking forward to the Olympics? I am, they're going to be dope."
"{Goes to buy Virgin Airlines ticket} ""Can I buy one even if I've done sex?"" Um. Yes sir ""Cause I have"" Okay ""I've done all of it"" Please go"
"I support legalized marijuana because if everyone else is stoned I can trick them out of money."
"Irrational fear 807: being spoken to by a comedian during their performance. I would die a thousand proverbial deaths and a single real one."
"What is the most sensitive part of your body when you are having a wank? Your ears."