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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? A brick gets laid."

"What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity? Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes."

"What do cannibals and politicians have in common? They both enjoy handshakes."

"I instantly feel horrible when I judge someone, so I stopped. Now I make rational conclusions based on insightful observations."

"I once met a woman with wooden breast implants This joke would be funny with a punchline, wouldn't it?"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. That's a man's job."

"Forrest Gump What's Forrest Gump's Facebook password ? 1forrest1"

"Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken."

"the dvd logo will hit the corner of the tv screen if you wait 6 hours. thats what i did today. no regrets."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? FUCK, MY CHICKEN'S IN THE ROAD? WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU DO SOMETHING?! JESUS CHRIST, HE COULD GET RAN THE FUCK OVER! YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT!!"