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Joke of the Day

"A man was writing a book with over 1,000 pages. It's too long of a story to explain why."

"Did you hear that joke about mosquitoes? it's malarious."

"I hate school and got caught skipping the other day... My principal said, ""Walk normal next time, you fruitcake."""

"Its supposed to be drizzy today, so expect a lil wayne."

"what do you call a number of pie that was eaten illegally? Pie rate!"

"What was 2016? The best joke I've ever heard!"

"I lost two things today: My virginity and my job as a morgue assistant."

"""I missed you so much!"" I shout as I run past my wife's open arms and jump into my bed."

"What do you call a poor Italian community? a spaghetto."

"So as a society we will forever argue and debate over religion and political beliefs yet we freely accept that Mr. Rogers can speak trolley?"