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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Hindu lizard? A karma chameleon"
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"How do you seperate the men from the boys? A crowbar."
"As I spread my girlfriend's ass cheeks, I thought to myself... This is the weirdest thing I've ever had on toast."
"THERAPIST: How does that make you feel? ME: ""Mphh mophh wampph."" T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch."
"Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars? So they can park in handicapped spaces."
"""I can't wait to see what my Happy Meal prize is! Wait...what the -"" [U2 is playing a free concert in the box]"
"My soon to be ex-wife just told me I need to face my demons. nnWTF. I was looking right at her."
"Wanna know what 80 year old pussy tastes like? DependsTM"
"""You had a bad day? Let me fix that by simply existing."" -puppies"
"I just ate a watch... ... It was time consuming. I'm thinking of going for seconds."