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Joke of the Day
"Why are cell phones like a dog's nipples? You don't have to shout into them."
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"""Donald says he wants to run for President and move on into the White House... ...why not; it wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home"" -Snoop Dogg"
"Regarding the molestation jokes. A lot you guys may not know this, but molestation... Is a very touchy subject. I'm sorry. Did that joke rub you the wrong way?"
"[NSFW] A good crime sentence is... ...be made to fuck a ratchet"
"Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last guy who had a dream got shot"
"Hangin with my peeps at the club. Biting their heads off, one by one. Enjoying their marshmallow deliciousness."
"What's the difference between purple and pink? The grip. "
"How do your organize a space party? You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)"
"Now that Donald Trump will be President, I really hope he builds the wall. We need to keep all those crazy Americans contained."
"Donald Trump pushes Jimmy Fallon off a cliff.... Jimmy fallon proceeds to open his mouth and yell ""I'm Fallon son!"""