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Joke of the Day

"Give me a minute, I can make this about me."

"The fact that we're not calling stepdads ""faux pas,"" seems like a missed opportunity."

"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose... Glutes( )"

"First ghoul: You don't look too well today. Second ghoul: No I'm dead on my feet."

"This bloke in the pub last night was boasting that when he orgasms, he ejaculates up to a pint of semen at a time.I found that a bit hard to swallow"

"What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant? A Reba!"

"Old Chinese proverb: Rape impossible! Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!"

"No my carpet doesn't match my drapes cause I don't have carpet , Duh...."

"What was the best thing before sliced bread?"

"There's a wormhole in the center of my bagel.... ""Of course, that's not a Cinnamon-Rosen bagel....you bought an EINSTEIN-Rosen bagel!"""