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Joke of the Day

"A cannibal is having a meal at a restaurant After finishing his main course he tells the waiter ""Czech please"""

"Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And then a table, and then a stool."

"Bob Dylan's singing sounds like me insisting I'm okay to drive."

"I'm at a second grade music recital and this is by far the most effective form of birth control I've ever tried."

"Before Facebook, I had told maybe six people ""Happy Birthday,"" ever."

"I don't like telling people I used to be a stalker. It sounds better saying ""I spent a lot of time studying a broad."""

"the year is 2042. a man is fired for doing ""the robot"" in a mixed crowd of humans and androids at the company xmas party."

"You're so fat that your husband rolled over after sex, rolled over again and was STILL on top of you."

"What do you call an Italian hooker? A pastatute!"

"Jesse Pinkman created an app that shows which coffee shops are serving Pumpkin Spice flavored beverages... He wrote it in BASIC, Bitch!"