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Joke of the Day

"A cannibal is having a meal at a restaurant After finishing his main course he tells the waiter ""Czech please"""

"Have you seen the new fishing website? No it's not online yet."

"What do fat girls and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans."

"What sound does an octopus make? A squid word."

"Who envokes the most hatred out of male athletes? Caitlyn Jenner, because she's a far superior athlete to almost every man on the planet."

"My ""it's cold outside"" post just went viral on Facebook."

"I'll never be able to clean my house faster than when someone texts saying they're coming over."

"Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons? Half of them are lyin'."

"Kenny G. walks into an elevator... and says, ""Man, this place is HAPPENING!"""

"I'm developing an app that makes a cricket sound effect at the end of my coworkers' stories."