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Joke of the Day

"Yay know, I'm no pedophile, but this childporn charge is some bullshit... Since when was it illegal search for euthanasia?"

"""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"" is terrible advice for a recovering alcoholic."

"What do you call a large predatory bird with poor social skills? Hawkward"

"Gravity is just a myth. We all know it's the white man keeping us down."

"Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went."

"Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite."

"Keep your coworkers on their feet by beginning your next e-mail with ""If you're reading this, I'm already dead."""

"What did the clock say to the other clock after she gave him a handjob? now give me a second hand job"

"Such a hassle that you have to rob a skier before you can rob a 7-Eleven"

"My wife and I lost 150lbs combined! So if you see our twins wandering around please let us know!"