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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the time Helen Keller fell down the well? She screamed her fingers to the bone."
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"Baseball is wrong. A man with 4 balls cannot walk."
"How does Han Solo like to get around Endor? Ewoks"
"Suicide If I'd ever want to commit suicide, I will jump off your ego to your elo."
"Why is a bear brown? Because he crawls in his hole during winter."
"[first date] HER: You smell so good. What are you wearing? ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy."
"You know what makes me smile? Face muscles."
"I recently started remodeling my house and quickly got in over my head, so I decided to get some professional help. I also hired a contractor to work on my house."
"Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite story about how you will get treated like shit until you have something someone else needs"
"I make apocalypse jokes... Like there's no tomorrow"