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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an indentured servant hired specifically to cut meat for you? A *Filet Minion*."
Next Joke
"What does the Fox say? not the news"
"What do you call a man with a small penis? Justin"
"Ugh, I'm still writing 2009 on all my ransom notes"
"*in court* Your honor,this case must be thrown out ""On what grounds?"" *points to defendants nametag: ABookByItsCover* *Judges head explodes*"
"Why did the feminist cross the road? How dare you question the decisions of someone just because she's a woman!"
"A married man and his friend are talking. Friend: how's your daughter? Man: we haven't had one yet. Friend: after last night, you will in 9 months."
"CEO of KFC: ""We must always respect our customers. That is so important."" Ian: ""Shall we still serve them food in a bucket?"" CEO: ""Yes."""
"It's been so long, I can't even remember why rock, paper & scissors started fighting."
"When are they going to pass a law making the selling of horrible guacamole punishable with death?"