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Joke of the Day
"My real mom put me up for adoption because the cat was allergic to me :("
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"Why did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand store!"
"Optimus Prime runs on AC current He's a transformer"
"Which November holiday is a weed smoker's favorite? Danksgiving."
"Women never find it devilishly charming when I follow them into the lady's room. Thanks a lot, ""Top Gun""."
"What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican? Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal."
"What's the difference between the Hillary Clinton and a piece of fruit? The fruit can only get so rotten."
"A joke about all the leaders of the countries the U.S. has invaded... [removed] > > > > > > From power."
"What is the difference between Hitler and a car? A car can finish a race"
"Teachers call me a fish because I'm below C level"