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Joke of the Day

"How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!"

"I like my women like I like my coffee Strong and black."

"I'm a hard core Trekkie except instead of Star Trek, alcohol."

"A bear and a rabbit are pooping in the woods The bear asks the rabbit - ""do you have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?"" ""Nope"" So the bear wipes his butt with the rabbit."

"9am: Very busy day today, I need to focus & stay off the internet 1pm: did you know that Texas has the largest population of prairie dogs?"

"I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect... ...but they fried me for no raisin."

"Perhaps the greatest fashion revolution was moving the pads from the shoulder to the bras"

"you stole my electron atom 1: you stole my electron. atom 2: sure? atom 1: positive!"

"Rumors. Well at least you're spreading something else besides your legs."

"I like my women how I like my cheese... ...blue, filled with holes, and wrapped in plastic in my fridge."