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Joke of the Day
"What holiday do Jewish bridges celebrate? Passover."
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"A chain lock on a door is just there to annoy the person who is breaking in to kill you, right?"
"Did you know if you send a fancy iPhone emoticon to a non-iPhone user, it just shows up as a middle finger?"
"My pet mouse ""Elvis"" died yesterday... He was caught in a trap."
"If Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders are on a boat together, and it sinks, who survives? America"
"A student asks his maths teacher.. Student:Do you believe in god? Teacher:Well,I believe in higher powers."
"When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice"
"If I could meet any celebrity it might have to be David Schwimmer. In a schwimming pool. Learning how to schwim."
"What do hillbillies do on Halloween? Pump kin."
"Alien Invasion Will an alien invasion affect my plans for world domination?"