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Joke of the Day

"You know why people insisted on calling the Higgs Boson for ""the God particle""? Because since the Higgs Boson gives mass to tiny particles, they imagined that it had to be a tiny priest."

"Why did Sandra fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sandra."

"What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !"

"How much do the potatoes cost? ""How much do the potatoes cost?"" - ""2.50"" - ""And the bag"" - ""The bag is free"" - ""Ok, give me the bag"""

"A man walks into an apple store and...... farts every one is really angry and there all shouting so he says it's not my fault you don't have windows"

"I used to think revenge was a dish best served cold... But now I know it actually means ""getting back at somebody""."

"It's really too bad that Magic Johnson played in an era in which the hilarity of his nickname was so underappreciated."

"What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach"

"Why do Scuba divers fall backwards off the boat, and into the water? Because if they fell forward, they'd fall into the boat."

"Remember before Amazon reviews when you could just buy a toothbrush without 6 hours of research?"