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Joke of the Day

"Dear Couples Who Fight In Public, stop trying to whisper and would it kill you to include some backstory."

"Crocs Why is wearing Crocs like getting a blowjob from a man? Because it feels fantastic, but then you look down and realise you're gay."

"What's the difference between a muddy bicycle and a ditzy lesbian? One is a dirty bike and the other is a derpy dyke."

"I never knew the word ""mom"" could even have 7 syllables until I had kids."

"If you slap a christian girl on the ass... Would she turn the other cheek?"

"Want to hear a clean joke? Henry took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a man."

"What does Mexican binary code consist of? Zeros and Juans."

"If you can't love the one you want, love someone who looks like them and just squint a lot."

"I cut myself while shaving... Because who... has time... for both. ~Jim Hamilton"

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just beat the room for being black."