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Joke of the Day

"what't the difference between a US election and a bunch of sly midgets? [NSFW] one is a bunch of cunning runts and the other is a bunch of running cunts."

"My credit card is like a stripper. There isn't much on it."

"What good is a space heater, it's cold here on Earth."

"What did the Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving? Shirenara!"

"[God-awful OC] What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them? The lanlord!"

"What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived? He wet his plants."

"So, a catholic priest comes on a playground..."

"My girlfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. I had to put my foot down."

"In tonight's debate Trump said we can't trust the rebels I'm not surprised; he has always reminded me of Emperor Palpatine."

"A farmer decided to sell all of his chickens to the highest bidder... It was poultry in auction"