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Joke of the Day

"FULLY LOADED Q: What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet? A: ""We're gonna have a BB!"""

"How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but it will take 13 attempts."

"Caitlyn Jenner receives ESPY Arthur Ashe Award for Courage Courage? More like a lack of balls"

"In Russia, Jesus finds you."

"Why are business men's toilet clogged? They gave too many shits"

"I registered to a website for constipation sufferers. It won't let me logout."

"Boko Haram Has Really CHANGED. I used to like these guys a lot. ""Whiter Shade of Pale"" was a great, great song. Look at them now. What happened with them? They sure made a wrong turn, somewhere!"

"They laughed at me when I bought Velcro sneakers but no one will be laughing when the great shoelace drought of 2044 comes"

"If I stabbed someone with icicle, no one would find the murder weapon, because it melts. This thought is haunting me."

"Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally."