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Joke of the Day
"FULLY LOADED Q: What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet? A: ""We're gonna have a BB!"""
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"I give myself an excuse for watching porn. By pretending I'm watching ""How it's made: Babies"" on youtube."
"""Thanks for turning me into an expression of contempt. Sorry about making delicious nourishment so damned accessible."" -Low-hanging fruit"
"What does NNNNNSSSSSAAAAA stand for? National Stutterers Association."
"Some people say don't bring a knife to a gun fight but I say DONT GO TO THE GUNFIGHT AT ALL ARE YOU KIDDING ME BULLETS HURT SO BAD OMG"
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"Are you an ideal amount of red phosphorus and am I a proportioned tiny wooden stick? Because we're a match!"
"How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb? ""Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill."""