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Joke of the Day
"What does the twitter bird do when it needs money? It goes to Twerk!"
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"You can drink lava But only once"
"Why did the Chinese man tell a joke? Just China be funny."
"What do Asian pirates do? They fry pranes!"
"St. Patrick's day vs Martin Luther King Jr. Day. What's the difference between St. Patrick's day and Martin Luther King day? St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish."
"What was Captain Picard's favorite kind of train? N-Gauge."
"What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar? This is the plot of ""Edward Sizzlerhands"""
"What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb? Hair-vents."
"Man: I'd like an order of buffalo wings Bartender: sorry, we don't serve food here *a sandwich that just walked in flips a table and leaves*"
"Wish I had the confidence of a small child having a meltdown at the shopping mall."