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Joke of the Day
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he killed Hitler."
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"What do you call it when you're run over by a German? Hunover."
"""She's not THAT pretty."" is girl code for ""She's so pretty and I hate her."""
"Inventor displays the first knife ever. His friend, ""that's the greatest invention since bread"" Inventor, ""well I'm about to blow your mind"""
"Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong."
"Three positives Thursday afternoon in the office: Me: yay it's 1.45pm, Coworker: and it's Thursday, Me: three positives, Coworker: what's the third, Me: It's still cumming!"
"Some Penguins Went to a Bar Waddle they do next?"
"Came home from work early and caught my inflatable girlfriend cheating on me with the beachball."
"Never end a sentence with a preposition For example: The boy had no one to play a preposition. Wait... I think I gave two examples above."
"My dog's got no ""O""s. - How does it spell? - ""dg""."