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Joke of the Day
"What's Mr T's favourite dessert? Petit Filous (Credit goes to my ex wife for this one)."
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"What do worms and women have in common They both wiggle when you eat them."
"By putting the punchline in the title. How do you trick a bunch of Internet nerds into thinking you are a scumbag reposter?"
"Vampires, if I want to be jabbed with a body part, teeth are not my 1st choice. Also, I have plenty of holes. No need to make new ones."
"April showers bring May flowers... ...but Mayflowers bring smallpox."
"Why can't you ever trust an atom? Because, they make up everything..."
"What does a nearsighted gynecologist and puppy have in common? A wet nose"
"Why are the saxophone afraid of the trombone? Because the trombone is a sax offender."
"Just waiting to hear those three special words... ""there's no evidence."""
"I'm a huge fan of politically incorrect jokes. Listen to this absolute classic: ""Abraham Lincoln was never president""!"