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Joke of the Day

"Three tampons are walking down the street, which one says hi first? None of them. They were all stuck up cunts."

"Here's an example of a cliffhanger"

"At the rate this year's going so far... I'm probably not going to get that puppy for Christmas."

"When you lose one sense other senses are enhanced... that's why if you lose your sense of humor your sense of asshole is enhanced."

"What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside? Jail"

"I love when bill collectors ask if you can borrow the money...uh I did that before and I think we both know how that turned out."

"Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations? Because of the overflow errors!"

"A bishop walks straight up to the bar and the barman says You can't do that. Bishops can only move diagonally."

"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? You kick his sister in the chin"

"What does a Pirate say on his Eightieth birthday? AYE MATEY!"