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Joke of the Day

"The True Power of the Spacebar Light a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Light a man afire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"There's a song about dancing like Uma Thurman, but not about dancing like Gaston. No one dances like Gaston!"

"Q: What has dual airbags and has lots of room? A: The White House."

"How much for the sentient racist skeleton? ""Sir, that's Ann Coulter..."""

"Football legend Michael Owen has announced he's releasing a new fragrance It's going to be called ""My Cologne""."

"My position on marijuana is slumped in a beanbag chair."

"My mind is made up... I'm Frankenstein."

"Kobe Bryant converted to Islam today As-salamu a-laker"

"Idea! Tiny headphones for pigeons who are self-conscious about their head bopping & want to make it look like they're listening to music."

"I love going over to my girlfriends place, her parents give me money when I leave! You know being a babysiter and all."