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Joke of the Day

"The True Power of the Spacebar Light a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Light a man afire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"What's 5,000 lbs and sexually confused? A Bi-noceros"

"Who decided that a clown popping suddenly out of a metal box would be a good toy for young children?"

"What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot"

"Time flies when you wake up at noon."

"There was a maniac in town earlier today threatening to splash passersby with acid. Thankfully, police managed to neutralise him."

"What do you call a crazy chicken ? A cuckoo cluck !"

"What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry? My donation check to the orphanage."

"How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket."

"Whenever people say ""anything is possible"", I think about trying to staple pudding to a tree."