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Joke of the Day
"Kobe Bryant converted to Islam today As-salamu a-laker"
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"Yah I ordered a large pizza but it's thin crust/ light cheese so basically it's a salad ."
"Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together? Because it wasn't ceiling."
"What do you call a European using the bathroom? 'You're-a-peein"""
"How many tumblr users does it take to change a lightbulb? Light is triggering, shitlord. DOWN WITH THE BULBTRIARCHY"
"What's Brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre."
"What is the cheapest type of meat? Deer balls. They're under a buck."
"How do you address a Black Farmer? Through his owner."
"I lost 100 pounds. Getting mugged in Europe."
"Just had to cut ties with the girl I was dating after I found out we both wanted different things. She wanted a relationship and I wanted a better looking girlfriend."