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Joke of the Day
"Cigarettes that help you quit chewing gum."
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"What will you find in the toilet of a ship? The captains log."
"How long does it take To microwave a baby? I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer."
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"What will happen if you put anal lube where oil should be in your car? I don't really know, but I think it will run pretty shitty"
"What's the best way for an American to lose weight? Gamble in British currency."
"what do you call a gay dinosaur? megasoreass"
"Q: Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc? A: A ginger kid has 2 friends!"
"What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke? Nothing, because he is the one who knocks."
"My eyes are brown with tiny flecks of narcissism."