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Joke of the Day

"Well if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire ... .....what do freedom fighters fight?"

"Been going to the gym now for 6 weeks and have noticed some huge improvements. For one, they've fixed the water cooler."

"Explain joke What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl? It's PAN-demonium!"

"What's the difference between a politician and a catfish? One's a bottom-dwelling, muck-sucker and the other is a fish."

"Why can't any of the seven dwarfs share the same name? Because that could create a pair o' Docs."

"How do you kill a vegan vampire? Steak to the heart."

"So a dentist just finished his first root canal... I guess you could say it was his crowning achievement."

"I am now on three dating sites because you can never get enough rejection."

"On a pirate's birthday, I asked him how old he was His response: ""Aye matey"""

"How do you piss off an entire community with one word? [Deleted]"