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Joke of the Day

"I am now on three dating sites because you can never get enough rejection."

"Subreddit for cleanjokes? Anyone know of one? TIA"

"How many times do I have to refresh internet pages before I'm happy?"

"Me: What's the first step of fire safety? 4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously."

"What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard? The space bar."

"Her: I can't cook because, I ""believe"" I can't cook. And you want to know what makes me believe that? Me: The arrival of the paramedics?"

"what You Call That 'THING'. After two hours of row, some big oaths,search of your wallet,mobile phone checking,and negative comments you can not make one 'THING' satisfied and thats called 'WIFE'."

"It turns out that 3 is the amount of times you can suck on your dentist's finger before she stops believing that you're doing it accidentally."

"Why do they call it ejaculate... when it's usually early?"

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!!"