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Joke of the Day

"How do you piss off an entire community with one word? [Deleted]"

"*clicks on hotel tv's Adult Zone* ""Oh hell yeah."" *it's just a bunch of people paying bills and doing yard work* ""...Oh hell yeah."""

"Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween confused? Because: 25 DEC == 31 OCT Merry Christmas Fellow Nerds! :)"

"What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar? Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one."

"I invited Alan over for dinner. ""Alan Jacobs? Or Alan who thinks he's Captain America?"" *a badly painted bin lid smashes through the window*"

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee? Because he was drinking it before it was cool"

"How to you call midget intercourse ? Microtransaction"

"Velcro. It's a rip off."

"Time may be a great healer but it's also a lousy beautician."

"My wife tried to lecture me about ""mansplaining""... ...but, as usual, she had it all wrong."