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Joke of the Day
"On a pirate's birthday, I asked him how old he was His response: ""Aye matey"""
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"My wife complained the other day, ""Why did God give women periods with cramp pains and men nothing?"" I laughed and said, ""Don't be silly honey, he gave us women."""
"The rush I get from completing a crossword puzzle leads me to believe that trying hard drugs would destroy my life within hours."
"People with more than 2 numbers in their username probably belong in prison."
"I was worried about the price of bread in India But then I realized it's a naan issue."
"The older I get, the earlier it gets late."
"I would make a joke about Mexicans But they already are one...."
"What's the difference between donald trump and a bucket of shit? the bucket"
"Why Bell laboratories has so many Nobel Laureates? Because the **Nobel** awarding committee cannot say **No** to **Bel** labs."
"What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab? A small medium at large."