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Joke of the Day

"God: One last thing before I let you in. Let's look at your Google search history. Me: I'll show myself out."

"Did you know: Wi-Fi is short for ""wireless fireless."" Pre-wi-fi all internet was fire based. Firewall, firewire, ""fire up the computer"" etc."

"In successful relationships, no one wears the pants."

"Confucius says... Confucius says: Learn to masturbate, come in handy."

"What do you say to someone riding a stoned horse? Get off your high horse."

"How does a man who cannot curse kill someone? He buttbuttinates them..."

"How do you turn regular water into holy water? You boil the hell out of it."

"feeling dunb after a class test they are always the same :( reddit jokes saved me"

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning..."

"What does a Syrian pirate say? Allah AkbARRR"