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Joke of the Day
"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning..."
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"How do you keep a lawyer from drowning? Shoot him."
"Why is six afraid of seven? Because there's something odd about him"
"Why are pills white ? Because they work."
"[board meeting] ""So Mr Parachute do you have a name for your invention?"" ""I call it the 'Makes the Ground Come at You a Bit Slower'."" ""No."""
"I don't mind when people make kitchen jokes about women, but when they make jokes about women driving... Well that's when I run you over"
"You know how asparagus makes your pee smell? Well, I just heard from my father for the first time in 14 years."
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but getting them in there is a bitch!"
"I like my women like my wine... 9 years old and locked in the basement"
"Japan Q : What do people in Japan call fat people ? A: ""Double Buddha"""