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"feeling dunb after a class test they are always the same :( reddit jokes saved me"
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"Why did Chewbacca cross the road? WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!"
"God: okay I need to create something to fill the dark empty void in the meaningless lives of unmotivated people [creates Twitter]"
"A mayor bans people living in his town from being buried in the local cemetery They have to be dead first"
"BREAKING NEWS! Lorena Bobbitt involved in a road rage incident. She cut off some dick in traffic."
"I carry a knife whenever I'm running late to work because that's what Counterstrike taught me: ""You always run faster with a knife""."
"You want to hear a funny joke? I said hear not read, you fuck."
"The Most Disgusting Joke You'll Ever Hear A young boy was licking out an old lady when all of a sudden he tasted horse cum. He sat up and said ""oh...grandma, so that's how you died"""
"I usually make it to the ATM just behind the guy who's using it to refinance his home loan."
"Make allergy season more exciting by snorting confetti so that every time you sneeze it's like a little party on your face."