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Joke of the Day
"What do paedophiles and tortoises have in common? They both want to get there before the hair"
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"I love my toilet. We've been through a lot of shit together."
"Bill Cosby is a lot like Freddy Kruger. They both come in your nightmares."
"Why is DJ Khaled so good at music? He loves major keys."
"Almonds on the tree; Amonds off the tree cause to get them off the tree you hafta shake the ""L"" out of them!"
"I fear all this talk of llamas & dresses has distracted us from the important fact that there is video of Madonna falling off a stage."
"What about a reality show where people who complain about homeless people having cellphones have to get a job and an apartment without one."
"Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out."
"If i dress up as a sea shell nobody can see me... It's my clamouflage."
"HER: You've run over my dog ME: I'm so sorry HER: You're gonna have to replace him ME: [imagines finally being called a good boy] yes please"