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Joke of the Day

"The word of the day is legs... Lets go home and spread the word"

"I sell balloons for 10p each or if you want them blown up it's 15p. I've adjusted the price to allow for inflation."

"When a 230 lb man yells from the shower for a towel, but you hand him a face cloth, he won't find it nearly as funny as you do."

"Life of an avocado * Not yet * Not yet * Not yet * Not yet * Not yet * EAT ME NOW! * Too late."

"How do you get a witch pregnant? You fuck her"

"How do I know you're not John Cena? I can see you"

"I was once an avid smoker of weed... I did weed everywhere I did it in rain I did it in snow But I did not, in hail."

"well, 75% of you passed math and will not have to come to summer school [from the back] ""what about the other 65% of us?"""

"""Here we are."" I thought we were going to the camoflauge store? This is just an empty field. ""No it's not."" Oh this place is good."

"I call my car 'The Forest Whitaker' because the left light barely works."