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Joke of the Day

"In the future the only two jobs left are Uber driver and escape room planner."

"Teacher My teacher pointed to me with the ruler and said ""There is an idiot at the end of the ruler"" I got suspended for asking which end! :P"

"Why did the fork go to the party? It wanted to have a good tine."

"Best Porn movie title ever Q:What do you call a Czechoslovakian gay porn movie? A:Czech is in the male. yeah..... As a bonus: This is actually a real movie. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1091755/"

"When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces."

"What's the difference between a fish and a guitar? You can't tuna fish!"

"Hey baby, I heard that rabbits, can make 150 babies a year, how many do you think we can make in an hour?"

"A carnival worker plans to sue after recently being fired. His lawyers say it is a clear case of funfair dismissal."

"What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed-wire fence? Utter destruction!"

"Did you hear about the vegan cannibal? He only ate quadraplegics. Credit to: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2noeoo/what_bullshit_fact_can_you_come_up_with_that/cmfd0bj for the inspiration"