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Joke of the Day
"In the future the only two jobs left are Uber driver and escape room planner."
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"I know the year isn't quite over, but so far, what are your Top 50 movies of 2012 with Tyler Perry?"
"How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well it's not eight, 'cause my basement is still dark"
"The girl at the Baskins-Robbins thinks Leonardo da Vinci was ""in that Titanic movie"". Now my ice cream tastes like stupid."
"So much mascara her eyes got stuck in the closed position. Too bad lipstick doesn't work that way."
"I love a room with a fire place it sets the tone for a romantic night, drinking wine slow dancing, burning evidence."
"Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, ""What kind of music do you like?"" The other says, ""I'm a big metal fan"""
"If the opposite of ""pro"" is ""con""...... Then the opposite of ""progress"" would be ""congress"" I^will^see^myself^out"
"Did you know that NASA sent a bunch of cows into orbit? It was the herd shot round the world."
"*forward*reverse*forward* *reverse*forward*reverse*... --someone in an electric wheelchair giving a blowjob."