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Joke of the Day
"I call my car 'The Forest Whitaker' because the left light barely works."
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"I just put on a Apple sticker to my Toshiba laptop.. .. so it's now called a Macintoshiba!"
"What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times? An orbyte"
"ALERT At 9:20am, I lost an apostrophe. Last seen in the word ""Let's"". If you see it, please send it home. Its tweet misses it."
"Hey white people, which filter are we using this year to Instagram the Pumpkin Spice Latte?"
"""I'll put this somewhere I won't lose it."" (I'll hide it somewhere I'll never see it again.)"
"Women seem to want security. At least that's what they yell whenever I approach them."
"Did you hear about the unfashionable mechanic? He needed to change attire. (I'm probably too proud of myself for making this one; someone's almost definitely done it before.)"
"""Talk dirty to me!""she begged. ""Alright,"" he said leaning closer, ""Volkswagon diesel!"""
"Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings? They're not trigger errors."