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Joke of the Day

"""Here we are."" I thought we were going to the camoflauge store? This is just an empty field. ""No it's not."" Oh this place is good."

"Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed? Son: I couldn't find a spider."

"How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles"

"Why did the sausage beat his kids? For being little brats."

"What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies? My Dick."

"How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is? By how many slaves he has."

"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan."

"Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?"

"I think Jerry Springer should moderate the next debate."

"I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra. It was a booby-trap."