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Joke of the Day

"Who takes a shit while they're at a party? A Party Pooper"

"How many animals can you fit in a condom? A cock and a couples of hares! Source: I was told this in a bar tonight and felt the need to share it!"

"Why do you never see black people on cruises? They're not falling for that one again!!"

"To all the ""I'm moving to Canada"" people out there, you're being ridiculous. You won't be far enough to escape the nuclear fallout. Shoot for New Zealand or Australia."

"A Chicken and an Egg are sitting in bed. The Egg looks depressed; the Chicken satisfied. Not much of a joke, but it solves which came first."

"My doctor prescribed me Adderall to help my concentration and frustration. The only problem is that... now I'm super concentrated on my frustrations."

"At my trial the judge asked me how i justified using force to get women to sleep with me... Apparently ""Because I'm a Jedi"" wasn't a good enough excuse"

"Kayne West Knocked Up Kim Kardashian No punchline needed."

"What did the Jewish baby say to the Rabbi? Keep the tip."

"When I went to Japan on vacation, I didn't see a single ninja. Impressive."