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Joke of the Day

"Send your hate mail to me. How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb? You cant count them when its dark"

"WiFi Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn't know who he was."

"Borrowing Money ""Glad to see you, old man. Can you lend me five dollars ?"" ""Sorry, but I haven't a cent with me today"" ""And at home ?"" ""They're all very well, thank you, very well""."

"What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend? Im Stoned :p"

"Why does /r/jokes love fencing? They've all mastered the riposte."

"My son also calls crystal meth, ""Cwistal Math""! A-dorable! ;)"

"One day long, long ago... ...there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch. But it was a long time ago, and just for that one day. The End."

"*washing car* Neighbor: ""You washing your car?"" Me: ""No. I'm watering it to see if it grows into a bus."""

"You are so ugly... ...the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand ripped through the toilet paper."

"I met this vegetarian girl yesterday i had never met herbivore"