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Joke of the Day
"Your mama is so ugly She fell into a gorilla exhibit and got shot."
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"Im half scotch. And i dont mean scottish."
"Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands? They do not sew"
"What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child? Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital."
"Why it feels so hard to break up with a japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it."
"What does the nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business."
"For some reason, my girlfriend hates it when I use her toothbrush So does anyone know a better way to get dog shit out of sneakers?"
"When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar"
"Always trust people who like big butts. They cannot lie."
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