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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out of the window."

"What's the hardest thing about a burning orphanage? My dick."

"What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes? Flip flops"

"Strawberries are like porn stars. They both have the seed on the outside."

"What did the pirate with a wheel in his pants say. Arr, I don't know what it is but it's drivin' me nuts!"

"Don't forget to use social media to say Happy Fathers Day to your father who doesn't use social media and won't see it"

"A man runs out of a forest and into a bar, yelling: the squirrels are after me, they think I'm nuts!"

"What is the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? The Boy Scout came back from camp."

"A gorilla walks into a bar... And several people get up to leave seeing the possible danger of the situation."

"There's a reason the iPhone autocorrects ""Yolo"" to ""tool."""