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Joke of the Day
"What's the Craziest Place You Ever Made Whoopee? That'd have to be in the Butt, Bob."
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"My problem is I don't like working out in front of people or when I'm alone."
"What ""smart"" cars should say Instead of my car saying stupid things like "" your door is ajar "" , it should say helpful things like "" there's a cop hiding in the bushes """
"What one food reduces a woman's sex drive by 90%? Wedding cake."
"Drinking American beer is like making love in a canoe... It's fucking too close to water."
"Time goes by quicker when you have fun But one does not simply have fun"
"If Jesus could walk on water and cucumbers are 96% water and I can walk on cucumbers does that mean the other 4% accounts for Jesus's dick?"
"You may refer to him as Cap'n Crunch to others, but you must still salute him in person."
"Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar."
"""Clique"" is a French word meaning ""small group of insufferable douchebags""."