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Joke of the Day

"Ricky sent SMS to his BOSS: ""Me sick, no work"" Boss SMS back: ""When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"" 2 hours later Ricky sms 2 boss: ""Me ok, ur wife very sweet"""

"Did you guys hear about the shoe store that got looted in Baltimore? The only thing they left were the work boots."

"Just watched Starwars The Force Awakend It felt kind of forced"

"I bought a fancy new clock radio today. It cost me alarm and a leg."

"I once tried eating a clock it was very time consuming"

"ALCOHOL: The nighttime laughing, slurring, blurring, shouting, pounding head, confidence, so you can turnt shit up medicine."

"This recent question was presented to a German national: What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany? Uncertainty or indifference?' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'"

"I found a way that will get you naked in seconds It'll knock your socks off"

"How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?"

"I disapprove of every conspiracy of which I am not a part."