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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple..? Cancer."
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"Yesterday I saw a little kid who kept refusing to go home for a nap. He was resisting a rest."
"What's the difference between a 12 year old grill and a 12 year old girl? The grill doesn't cry when you use it to satisfy your meaty desires."
"You make cool foam designs on top of your coffee? Well latte-da."
"What do women and Spotify ads have in common? They're both annoying and want your money."
"People who are genuinely surprised when politicians behave badly should be forced to wear helmets for their own protection."
"Have you heard the news about Bismuth? He recently came out as Bi."
"Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent."
"Dark humour is like a kid with cancer It never gets old Edit: Credits to /u/CookieDestroyer66 He da real MVP."
"What do you get if you flip a Mississippi family's photo album backwards? An episode of The Biggest Loser"