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Joke of the Day
"If Cadillacs are Jew-canoes, what are BMW M6's? Jew-boats."
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"*Mary Poppins voice* Ok, children! Time to go! [15 min later] *Batman voice* I said let's go."
"When she screams ""deeper!""... But you're all out of poems."
"What many don't know, ""Riverdance"" was invented while waiting in line at the ladies toilet."
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"A thief stole my gate the other day, but I didn't report him I was afraid he might take a fence"
"What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese."