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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why computer parts are not expensive? Because they are micro-cheap."
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"My girlfriend wanted 8 inches.... So I fucked her twice"
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"What is a Pokemon master's favorite kind of pasta? Wartortellini!"
"I AM THE MAN OF THIS HOUSE AND WHAT I SAY GOES in one ear and out the other."
"Why black people are so tall ? Because they're/their kNEe GROwS."
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"What is an alcoholic's favorite book? Tequila Mockingbird"