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Joke of the Day
"The human torch was denied a bank loan..."
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"Need something witty to say after i pee in a cup... Tomorrow is drug test day... Not sure this is actually the right sub for this but watevs."
"Hillary Clinton's biography is a fable... ... because the main character is a bitch."
"Me to waitress: ""Do you have frog legs?"" Her response: ""Yes.."" Me: ""Then hop on back to the kitchen and get me a steak"""
"Loose weight I feel that the only option for me to loose weight is to either smoke crack or ingest a tape worm but they both require a commitment level that I am uncomfortable with."
"Im going to nickname my penis 'The Truth'... ...Because you want the truth, but you can't handle the truth, and sometimes the truth hurts."
"How to mess with people To REALLY mess with people, try drinking Gatorade from a Windex bottle."
"I often chastise my conservative grandpa for stereotyping black people.. I mean how rude it is to pick on jobless people raised by single mothers..."
"Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good? because he is a Norsissist."
"What did the vacuum cleaner salesman say? This one really sucks."