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Joke of the Day

"[on first date] I'll have an iced tea, please. Waiter: Sure. Ummm...anything for the balloon with a woman's face drawn on it?"

"Dang girl are you Die Hard on TBS because it looks like all the good parts are missing."

"If women are so equal to men... how come they can't oppress an entire gender?"

"What's a donkeys favourite breakfast cereal? Mule-sli"

"Famous last words ""with this snow, the road looks like a sidewalk!"" Jimmy exclaimed, Famous last words..."

"Did you hear about the ice cream man that committed suicide? He topped himself."

"Why do black people have white palms? Because there's a little good in everyone!"

"what is a ghosts favorite lunch meat? Boo-loney :D"

"What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme!"

"""They say you should dress for the job you want..."" ""Then why the fuck are you naked?!?"" ""Because I want a blow job"""