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Joke of the Day

"[on first date] I'll have an iced tea, please. Waiter: Sure. Ummm...anything for the balloon with a woman's face drawn on it?"

"Mayweather gets in a street fight... Wins by decision"

"I didn't know it was Earth Day I'm usually in the dark on it..."

"What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z? PI Z Z A"

"What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the hispanic community? Juan more time!"

"Why does Daenerys take so long to get places? She keeps *dragon* her feet."

"If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN."

"Women's magazine Page 14: accept yourself as you are Page 15: how to lose 5 Kg in 2 weeks Page 16: best cake recipes ever.."

"I told my boss I needed a raise to stay at work because there are three different companies showing interest in me... He asked me which companies and I told him, ""The gas, electric, and cable ones"""

"Incest It's all relative."