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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a fridge and a pussy? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."

"ME: please show me the posts in the order that they were made COMPUTER: thats too hard. heres some tweets i think are good. Do you like this"

"What do you call an American Drawing? A Yankee Doodle."

"I heard they put a supermarket behind Bilbo's hobbit hole... Unexpected item in baggins area."

"How do Latino singers warm up? Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti No"

"What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail? A surrender monkey"

"How many Vietnam Vets will it take to change a ligh...nevermind, man! You wouldn't understand cuz you weren't there, man!"

"The year is 2200. All fossil fuels are depleted. Our only source for coal is Santa Claus. Everyone must be naughty for the sake of mankind."

"So, since The Earth is the third Planet of our Solar System, that would make us all from ''Third World Countries.''"

"Come on iPhone! It's someone, not semen. Now my mom thinks I'll find semen to help me. Related: I'm looking for semen to help me."